How I Became a Sex Guru : 5

College education came at a steep price for me, my dad's disapproval. But Donna made sure I got into college and I wasn't gonna throw that away on cheap thrills. I had my eyes on the prize, a career in the burgeoning pharma industry. So I sequestered myself in the library for the better part of my college life, pouring over books and jotting down notes. 

It was there I met her, Jane, a English major who frequented the library just as much as I did. She wanted to be a writer. High fantasy was her genre. But she also had a secret stash of erotic stories written. They weren't half bad but she felt they lacked a certain authenticity since she was technically a virgin at that time. She had never got past the making out and petting stage with her boyfriends. I on the other hand was more than qualified in straight sexual encounters. So I offered to fill in the portions which she felt were lacking.  

Any spare time I got, I spent it with her. We mostly talked about her sex stories, thinking up elaborate scenarios, fleshing out the sex scenes and stuff. All that talk about sex was just us flirting around that point, spiralling slowly but inevitably towards it. And it finally happened.

Our sex talk soon turned to scenarios involving real people. She would point out to a random person either guy or a gal and ask me to come up with a strategy to seduce them. And she actually took notes, serious notes in really neat handwriting. 

One day we were alone in the library and so we were bit louder than usual. She challenged me to think of a scenario involving the librarian. I was in full swing when...  

'What is it that you'd do to me?' The librarian was right behind us and she snatched Jane's little note book and began to read out aloud the portion involving her. 

My heart stopped. The chill that rose up from my spine froze my entire body.

Bye bye college. Good bye career. It was nice knowing you both even if it were only for a short while.

Jane on the other hand was shivering like a leaf in a storm. 

'Hmm... Really? Show me.'

'I..I'm so..sor... Wait, what?' 

I turned around to see a devious smirk on the forty something spinster's face.

'Show me!'